kiiitten:

I hate that feeling at the pit of your stomach telling you something is wrong, but you just ignore it anyways

(via purple-parachute)

• While driving around, my mom and I randomly decide to go see What To Expect When You’re Expecting
• Walk into the theater and realize I’m wearing my little brother’s crocs. 
• Freak out and hope no one is judging me for my croc’d feet.
• Five minutes into the movie my mom spills soda all over her, me, and the guy in front of us.
• Seven minutes into the movie I spill half the candy onto the floor.
• Throughout the movie the stupid crocs make noise as I’m moving because they’re getting stuck to the floor.
• Take a sip of the remaining soda during a funny part and then proceed to spit it out onto myself.

Needless to say, it was an eventful and memorable night. 

I hate Sam. He needs to back off, Addison is with Jake now.